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Let me say at the outset I never went to Charley's to pick up a girl. I know Taylor says I did, but she's full of shit. I suppose I've shagged my share of New York womanhood, but, except for the once, I never hooked up with any girl I met at Charley's. I was horny, though. I guess I should start at the beginning. Charley is a friend of mine who invites his friends over every couple of months fo…